(This is an actual song. It's only here temporarily.)
COME ON GRAMMA, PUT YOUR DANCIN' SHOES ON
WE'RE ONLY SEVENTEEN, YOU'RE ONLY SEVENTY-ONE
MAMA SAYS YOU NEVER OUT-GREW YOUR FUN
WE'RE TAKIN' GRAMMA DANCIN' TONIGHT
GRAMMA'S GOT A FIGURE AND SHE'S HOLDIN' IT FAST
SHE DOES THE IRISH REEL LIKE A BLAST FROM THE PAST
WE HAVEN'T SEEN HER SMILIN' SINCE SHE DANCED IT LAST
WE'RE TAKIN' GRAMMA DANCIN' TONIGHT
. . . SAID SHE MET YOUR GRAMPA ON A WEEKEND DATE
. . . HE PICKED HER AT A MARATHON IN NINETEEN TWENTY-EIGHT
. . . THEY WENT FROM FRIDAY AFTERNOON TO SUNDAY LATE
. . . WE THINK THEY MUST HAVE ENDED UP RIGHT
. . . HE PICKED HER AT A MARATHON IN NINETEEN TWENTY-EIGHT
. . . THEY WENT FROM FRIDAY AFTERNOON TO SUNDAY LATE
. . . WE THINK THEY MUST HAVE ENDED UP RIGHT
ACROSS THE HILLS OF PITTSBURGH IS A CLUB DOWNTOWN
THE STREETS GO STEEP AND THEY DON'T GO AROUND
IT'S FIVE MILES STRAIGHT AND FIVE MILES UP AND DOWN
WE'RE TAKIN' GRAMMA DANCIN' TONIGHT
. . . DON'T LET HER MAKE EXCUSES, ALL THE PLANS ARE MADE
. . . FORGET THE DIRTY DISHES AND THE CAT NEEDS WEIGHED
. . . CALL 'EM UP AND CANCEL THAT GAME OF OLD MAID
. . . TO LEAVE HER HOME JUST WOULDN'T BE RIGHT
SHE SAID SHE WOULDN'T GO WITHOUT A DANCIN' CARD
BUT ONCE YOU GET HER STARTED, IT'S STOPPIN' HER'S HARD
SHE REALLY CUTS A RUG ON BERKSHIRE BOULEVARD
WE'RE TAKIN' GRAMMA DANCIN' TONIGHT
YEH, WE'RE TAKIN' GRAMMA DANCIN'_ TAKIN' GRAMMA DANCIN'_
TAKIN' GRAMMA DANCIN' TONIGHT___
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